Recent content by Volari

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

Whore? Does that imply she has nudes? Please, give them to me. I too, would like to fuck her but since I can't, I'll have the discount version of it known as jacking off to her nude pictures. Thanks in advance.

Have sex.

Yeah. Why wouldn't I spring for the opportunity to ask a Facebook mom for a picture of her possibly lactating breasts? It's been over 19 years since I've seen milky tits apart from porn, and I'd really like a normal situation where I could ask someone online for non-enhanced breasts shots to...

Will there be a light theme in the future? I personally dislike the dark gray background, but that's just me.

@sonia HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK?!!!! TIME TO SHOW DEM TIDDIES AND VAGOO, RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCKA BOUT THE DAM NREGULATIONS IN EHRE BUT YOU GOTTA SHOW THE GOODS, FUCK IM GETTING SO HARD RIGHT NOW IM LOSING MY CONSIENCE..... YOUR TITS OUT NOW NOW N O W!!!!!!!!!! AS IM...

Why did nobody ask for her nudes? Goddamn it. Once again, the pussy ran away unscathed and in pristine condition. Anyways, I'm thirsty.

As my hands clenched tighter around the assistance handles in the disabled toilets I found myself in I could feel and hear the walls cracking. The strenuous unclenching and forceful pushing made no distraction to the burning of a thousand supernova I felt around the delicate ring to my dark...

What in the absolute fuck have you been doing your entire life? You like NASCAR? Out of every goddamn racing motorsport that you could pick from, you chose NASCAR. You specified it too in your signature. Jesus ever-loving Christ, a racing motorsport that's about going around fucking long ass...

Sonic woke up and looked at the clock. "7:00," it said, and Sonic screamed. "I am late for school! I have to get to school now!" said Sonic, jumping out of bed. Sonic put his clothes on really fast and ran out of his room because he is fast. "No time for breakfast!" said Sonic as he ran past...