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DMC 5, or How "They" Destroyed the Beautiful Women of the Series.”

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The other day I tried to play through DMC 5, and I simply couldn’t do it because I had no strength left to look at old-lady Trish and Lady who looks like a trans parody of herself. The funniest part is that I couldn’t find any decent mods that would at least bring Lady a little closer to the girl from DMC3. I can’t even understand where that heavy jaw and broken nose came from, as if she were an MMA fighter. As for Nico, she evoked no associations in me other than Donkey from “Shrek.”

One of the hottest characters for me was undoubtedly Lady, and she also had a very cute real-life prototype in the form of the Russian 2000s singer Yulia Volkova (who unfortunately turned into a monster because of countless plastic surgeries). I still can’t forgive Capcom for what they did to her… There’s not a gram of the sexuality she had in the previous games; she clearly looks like a transgender person on hormone therapy and steroids at the same time. Maybe I’m exaggerating, but it’s pretty sad that DMC buried itself thanks to Capcom.

There was a time when the girls in DMC were a sort of beauty standard for me; it’s a shame that beauty has evaporated.
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Post by @tatufans · 1 image
Lady Portrait Art - Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening Art Gallery
Devil May Cry 5 (DMC 5) - Lady Character Information - SAMURAI GAMERS
 
Let's just say there's a reason I play DMC5 with mods turned on. Sadly, the game is a victim of early RE Engine Syndrome and there're no plans for them to fix it.
 
Lady was so beautiful. Genuinely one of the most beautiful gaming girls. DMC5 is fucking ugly, man. Lady soooorta has the excuse of being older at this point, but Trish looks even worse and she's a damn demon. There's no excuse.
 
Lady was so beautiful. Genuinely one of the most beautiful gaming girls. DMC5 is fucking ugly, man. Lady soooorta has the excuse of being older at this point, but Trish looks even worse and she's a damn demon. There's no excuse.
What they did to Lady in the anime... That's even worse. Long story short, we can safely bury Capcom for the next ten years, because we won't see any more beautiful women due to all these fucking victims who direct their aggression at pictures and computer graphics.
 
The other day I tried to play through DMC 5, and I simply couldn’t do it because I had no strength left to look at old-lady Trish and Lady who looks like a trans parody of herself. The funniest part is that I couldn’t find any decent mods that would at least bring Lady a little closer to the girl from DMC3. I can’t even understand where that heavy jaw and broken nose came from, as if she were an MMA fighter. As for Nico, she evoked no associations in me other than Donkey from “Shrek.”

One of the hottest characters for me was undoubtedly Lady, and she also had a very cute real-life prototype in the form of the Russian 2000s singer Yulia Volkova (who unfortunately turned into a monster because of countless plastic surgeries). I still can’t forgive Capcom for what they did to her… There’s not a gram of the sexuality she had in the previous games; she clearly looks like a transgender person on hormone therapy and steroids at the same time. Maybe I’m exaggerating, but it’s pretty sad that DMC buried itself thanks to Capcom.

There was a time when the girls in DMC were a sort of beauty standard for me; it’s a shame that beauty has evaporated.
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Post by @tatufans · 1 image
Lady Portrait Art - Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening Art Gallery's Awakening Art Gallery
Devil May Cry 5 (DMC 5) - Lady Character Information - SAMURAI GAMERS
Immediately what I thought of.

lady-1.pngMPS_Donkey_Kong_Artwork.webp

Actually, She looks like FF7R Zack with one of those toothy grins superimposed on to Him.
 
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