The Blonde Vtubers of Youtube

I think the super fucked up funny part about all of this is the unicorns that threw money at her at the beginning when she said, "get your credit cards out" little did they know they were funding her marriage, ouch. I am glad I got some info at least from my favorite vtuber that led me to ease.
 
I think the only thing that annoys me with the whole is Nimi continues to claim she's socially awkward despite being in a relationship since her lemoleaf days. Just another way to keep siphoning money from lonely people or whatever. It's going to be even funnier when Saba tells everyone the same.

Granted, if anyone at all thinks any of these women are single, you're just an idiot. All of them lie about or omit their actual status specifically to con people.
Most people probably aren't delusional enough to think the cute girl with a nice voice over the internet is single forever, but shoving it in people's face after getting thousands of dollars from them is kinda lame, no way she doesn't know what she's doing.

Also I hate being reminded that I'm the only loser who will stay alone, so I'll forever hate happy couples.
 
I'm glad she's in a committed relationship, because that seems to be rare these days, but there's no reason to tell the world about it.

And it's only a matter of time before Saba and Dooby finally admit to lying about being single. Which will be annoying with both of them acting like they're not successful on that front.
 
It wouldn't be so bad if most vtubers didn't advertise themselves as lonely or socially awkward nerds who can't get a man just to make their audience think they're relatable and based.

The least they can do is keep up the act, that's the whole point of vtubing
 
The threads on 4chan are funny as hell, people over there are saying Nimi's marriage is bigger than mouse getting scammed with the polls they put up lol
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Do they really think those are bad numbers?

"Erm, 1200 more people watched shiori play horse game than nimi play a silly sim game, she totally falling off!!" Ignore that the average viewers are only off by 20 viewers.

Also, isn't shiori dropping over a thousand viewers in her stream worse than nimi's five hundred? All these stats just make nimi look way more stable in monetization, even if her subs aren't climbing like they were a few weeks ago. Dumbasses still thinking they have a chance is still so funny to me when they're all going to be alone for the rest of their lives.
 
I saw someone also post this in a random thread so I have no idea if its unicorn audience or Youtube is fucking something up.

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And people are going to be using Nimi to make an example of her next with Nyanners and Vei
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The growth of vtubing as an industry, is a symptom of many men being unable to enter a committed, fulfilling relationship. Whether you feel possessive of your favorite vtuber or not, I can't imagine rather watching one than spending time with someone you love irl.
 
The growth of vtubing as an industry, is a symptom of many men being unable to enter a committed, fulfilling relationship. Whether you feel possessive of your favorite vtuber or not, I can't imagine rather watching one than spending time with someone you love irl.
Well 3D girls hit the wall, and this thread is about blonde VTubers in particular. Non-white people have a near-nonexistent chance of getting a hot blonde girlfriend IRL, and even white dudes will struggle, especially ones naturally drawn to otaku culture.

Besides, full-dive VR will likely become a thing in a few decades. Why shackle yourself with a 3D girl who you'll have a decade tops to be attracted to, followed by being stuck with a wrinkled hag, when you can instead hold on a bit longer until you can experience a relationship with your favorite VTuber like it's actually real?
 
Well 3D girls hit the wall, and this thread is about blonde VTubers in particular. Non-white people have a near-nonexistent chance of getting a hot blonde girlfriend IRL, and even white dudes will struggle, especially ones naturally drawn to otaku culture.

Besides, full-dive VR will likely become a thing in a few decades. Why shackle yourself with a 3D girl who you'll have a decade tops to be attracted to, followed by being stuck with a wrinkled hag, when you can instead hold on a bit longer until you can experience a relationship with your favorite VTuber like it's actually real?
There's more to life than sex, which you don't get from vtubers anyway. You call it be "stuck with", but if you actually like the person, you wouldn't see it that way.

And by "full-dive" are you talking about like SAO? That's shit is not happening anytime soon. Robots will be a thing long before it.
 
There's more to life than sex, which you don't get from vtubers anyway. You call it be "stuck with", but if you actually like the person, you wouldn't see it that way.

And by "full-dive" are you talking about like SAO? That's shit is not happening anytime soon. Robots will be a thing long before it.
Intimacy is the only thing that you can get from a girlfriend that you cannot get from a platonic male friend.
 
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