View attachment 4874 "*Cough, cough* Boy, it sure was stuffy in there! Hey, are you my Master?"
Wow! Congratulations! Your state mandated loli gf has arrived! Today is the start of your new relationship together. This guide is to help all CunnyChads out there make the most out of their loli and create a full, long lasting relationship.
This is a fairly up to date guide of a loli's tantalizing body, except for one missing description. The "Cunny" is a magical pink hole inbetween her legs and in front of her tushie. This is where a good portion of your time together will be spent. But remember: this isn't just all fun and games, you have a lot of responsibilities regarding your new pet. Let's go over roles:
You are the captain of the ship, and like any good captain, you should stir the ship in the right direction and never abuse your authority. For example, just because she's the one who cleans doesn't mean you have a free pass to leave garbage on the floor. Your loli is your gf, not your mommy! Furthermore, don't forget to give her positive reinforcement and attention. This can easily be done with headpats, snuggles, compliments, and hardcore kinky sex.
To ensure nobody snatches her, the lolibox comes with a comfortable collar that has a tag with her name on it. Write your name and address on the back of the tag. Not only does this 24/7 collar ensure everybody else knows she's already taken, but it also has a tracking device inside it so you can find her if she gets lost or kidnapped by a yandere. It also comes with a large variety of specialized gear for discipline.
POV: Your last sandwich didn't have enough mustard.
Being women, loli's love to spend countless hours shopping. Since she might spend too much time and money at once, we recommend giving your gf a weekly allowance which she can spend however she likes. This gives her a sense of financial responsibility so she can better understand and appreciate yours. And maybe if you're lucky, one day you'll come home from work and find her wearing some sexy new lingerie or swim suit!
"It's meeeee!"
Furthermore, loli's (again, being women) are easily influenced by current trends and people in power. This presents a problem since we currently live in clown world, where people think fiction is reality and words are violence. This doesn't at all mean you should live your lives in fear, but make sure to teach your loli gf about these threats so she'll stay safe from brainrot. If you can, teach her how to handle a gun just in case the worse happens.
"Don't worry! If those BLM rioters invade, I'll take care of em!"
To summarize, loli's are wonderful creatures full of passion who love to make your day brighter in a dark world. As captain of the ship, you'll have a lot of new responsibilities and challenges, but we know you have it in you! Be yourself, take care of her, let her take care of you, and your loli gf will be your loli wife before you know it.
"Welcome home, Master! I'm just wrapping up making dinner. Afterwards, wanna watch that weird new anime together?"
What did you think of this guide, my fellow cutting board lovers?
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